Hannibal Buress - (x)
Alison Roosevelt. 5 feet tall. aged 20 years. EDNOS, atypical depression, and generalized anxiety. Recovering in New York City
Hannibal Buress - (x)
Super tired today. Ugh. Wouldn’t be much of a problem if I didn’t have to study for my math exam when I get home tonight.
On the plus side: my boss said I could get a nose ring! Yaaaaay. I really didn’t think I’d be allowed (as that’s what several coworkers said), but now I have the go-ahead! Making an appointment next week hopefully.
It’s a selfie day guys, sorry. I just need the boost.
You guys I’m Lupita.
I was feeling kind of self-conscious about my short hair this morning. Not feeling pretty like other girls, etc etc.
And then a picture of Lupita Nyong’o rolled across my dash.
Nah, fuck it. We are stunners.
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
Jonathan, 55: There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.
Miranda, 24: Drop pre-med.
Isaac, 48: Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.
Anya, 42: Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.
Parker, 55: 60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.
Megan, 34: He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.
Peter, 58: Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.
Eleanor, 67: Talk less. Listen more.
Donald, 27: There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.
Camille, 56: Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.
Jackson, 57: No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.
Vicki, 47: You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.
Donald, 38: You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.
Katelyn, 30: Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.
Joshua, 55: Women love to laugh.
Annabelle, 38: Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.
Colin, 50: You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.
Eleanor, 26: Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.
Aaron, 52: Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.
Scarlett, 54: Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.
Zack, 9: I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.
Reasons I don’t want to go to work:
1. Everyone will be making comments about my hair (or lack thereof) and I’m going to feel really self-conscious and I feel like everyone’s gonna hate it and I just don’t want to hear it. I miss the long hair I had when I was working there last summer.
2. I’m going to be incredibly sleep deprived. Never a good thing.
All of the pink hair is gone. My hair is very very short. I actually feel kind of okay with this. And hey, even if I wake up and feel completely horrified, it’s hair. It grows back.
Got frustrated with my hair again and gave myself yet another late night haircut. At this rate all of the pink will be gone in a few weeks. I’ve been cutting it off steadily, so hopefully that will make me miss it less.
I posted a picture of my (now shaved) pit hair last week and now it keeps getting reblogged/liked by porn/fetish blogs…
favourite looks: Los Angeles premiere of Thor: The Dark World (2013)
THAT IS THE COLOR OF AN EYEGASM.
I design clothes because I don’t want women to look all innocent and naïve…I want woman to look stronger…I don’t like women to be taken advantage of…I don’t like men whistling at women in the street. I think they deserve more respect. I like men to keep their distance from women, I like men to be stunned by an entrance. I’ve seen a woman get nearly beaten to death by her husband. I know what misogyny is … I want people to be afraid of the women I dress.
— Alexander McQueen (via diorky)
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper? Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn? You’re the reason we exist. As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
You’re the reason we exist.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”